This is so intriguing
Need to get more.
this shit just LOOKS painful idk how yalll do it
it’s a really enjoyable painBut really.. It feels so. Fucking. Good.
Omfg I need one of these now… I’m definitely getting one after the wedding
It’s like. A satisfying pain?
It’s weird like it’s painful but good? Idk
remember when I watched tv shows for fun and not because I was emotionally dependent with the fate of the characters
The Fall Soldier
whoa there satan
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
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one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons
When you grow to like characters that you know are going to die.
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isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!
“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
Okay this is important bros
I’m a UK size 10
That’s a US size 6 (I think)
And a Europe size 36
Today a girl asked me what dress size I was and when I told her she sincerely said “wow that’s massive”
FIRST OF ALL
YOU CANNOT GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THEY ARE “MASSIVE”
IT IS HURTFUL AND OFFENSIVE
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO SAY BEFORE YOU SAY IT MMKAY?
SECOND OF ALL
WITH ALL THIS SHIT IN THE MEDIA PUSHING GIRLS TO BE SKINNY, WHY WOULD YOU HELP IT BY SAYING THAT SOMEONE IS “MASSIVE”?
*takes a deep breath*
Third of all
I know I’m not some teeny tiny size 0 person, I’m also not “massive”. No one is “massive” there are smaller ladies and their are larger ladies. We are all different and unique and we can’t all be the same because lets be honest that’s boring as hell.
Just because I wear a bigger dress size than you, it does not give you the right to label me as “massive”. It’s rude and quite disgusting. A dress size does not define you. Just because you can fit into a size 0 doesn’t make you miss universe, you could be a bitchy shallow person and still be skinny (metaphorically)
So to conclude ladies, we are all in this fight against bullying and pressure about our weight, we have to stick together. So here’s a nice little rhyme to remember what to do when you see someone who’s weight grosses you out:
If you think she’s too fat
Or just too darn thin
If you go and tell her that
Then I will coME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND HIT YOU WITH A SPATULAR YOU MEAN BITCH
Average dress size in the uk is a 12, which for an average height woman indicates pretty much a healthy weight. Whoever says a 10 is massive is not only being a dick, they’re also vastly incorrect. Compared to an ant like okay we all gargantuan but really dude can we just be nice and if you can’t be nice can you at least be right.
Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.