zeldathemes
Hello, I'm Kris10. I'm a member of multiple fandoms (as you can probably tell). Above all else, I love to laugh and make others laugh. I hope that this brightens your day, because I know some people really need it.
You can't take
the sky from me

s-unnydays:

lipstickstainedlove:

spanklove:

ph4ntasmag0ria:

kjtux:

7thwonderoftheworld:

iwantyouheadless:

iits-niki-biitch:

peoplearentlists:

Porn.

This is so intriguing

Need to get more.

this shit just LOOKS painful idk how yalll do it

it’s a really enjoyable pain

But really.. It feels so. Fucking. Good.

Omfg I need one of these now… I’m definitely getting one after the wedding

It’s like. A satisfying pain?

It’s weird like it’s painful but good? Idk

marrymepizza:

remember when I watched tv shows for fun and not because I was emotionally dependent with the fate of the characters

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

follow the person this was reblogged from

s-un-rise:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

erengayer:

When you grow to like characters that you know are going to die. 

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audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

luminescent-love:

youaresogayskarth:

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this

fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!

holy shit

yunuen:

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”  

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

twaksong:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

Okay this is important bros

I’m a UK size 10
That’s a US size 6 (I think)
And a Europe size 36

Today a girl asked me what dress size I was and when I told her she sincerely said “wow that’s massive”

FIRST OF ALL
YOU CANNOT GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THEY ARE “MASSIVE”
IT IS HURTFUL AND OFFENSIVE
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO SAY BEFORE YOU SAY IT MMKAY?

SECOND OF ALL
WITH ALL THIS SHIT IN THE MEDIA PUSHING GIRLS TO BE SKINNY, WHY WOULD YOU HELP IT BY SAYING THAT SOMEONE IS “MASSIVE”?

*takes a deep breath*

Third of all
I know I’m not some teeny tiny size 0 person, I’m also not “massive”. No one is “massive” there are smaller ladies and their are larger ladies. We are all different and unique and we can’t all be the same because lets be honest that’s boring as hell.

Just because I wear a bigger dress size than you, it does not give you the right to label me as “massive”. It’s rude and quite disgusting. A dress size does not define you. Just because you can fit into a size 0 doesn’t make you miss universe, you could be a bitchy shallow person and still be skinny (metaphorically)

So to conclude ladies, we are all in this fight against bullying and pressure about our weight, we have to stick together. So here’s a nice little rhyme to remember what to do when you see someone who’s weight grosses you out:

If you think she’s too fat
Or just too darn thin
If you go and tell her that
Then I will coME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND HIT YOU WITH A SPATULAR YOU MEAN BITCH

Rant over

Average dress size in the uk is a 12, which for an average height woman indicates pretty much a healthy weight. Whoever says a 10 is massive is not only being a dick, they’re also vastly incorrect. Compared to an ant like okay we all gargantuan but really dude can we just be nice and if you can’t be nice can you at least be right.

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

tastefullyoffensive:

[gsheedy]

tastefullyoffensive:

[gsheedy]